One more reason to hate little humans

Some serious 'Harry Potter' kinda shit went down today.
The 3rd picture is when a random kid thought Aiming a rocket up my ass would be fun.
And the final picture is when I made a 'Matrix' kinda Dodge at the rocket (and fell down flat) and realized that I pressed the shutter button as I landed.

PS: let's just say that the kid could burst the rest of his crackers next Diwali. Wet crackers are not so easy to dry it seems.

Pity.